Dr AudioMacroDr. Audio’s Fantastic Magic Audio Rocks! Our Motto: Get Your Rocks Off (our shelves and into your system) Dr. Audio’s cryo-packed Macro Rocks are produced from fossilized dinosaur dung through...129.00

Dr Audio Macro Magic Audio Rocks [Expired]


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Dr. Audio’s Fantastic Magic Audio Rocks! Our Motto: Get Your Rocks Off (our shelves and into your system) Dr. Audio’s cryo-packed Macro Rocks are produced from fossilized dinosaur dung through eons of tectonic pressures and afterward carefully sorted in our nuclear magno-tune accelerator (patent pending) to capture and hogtie unruly frequencies on a subatomic level. These Macro Rocks are bass enhanced by the careful introduction of select bass-resonant crystals. Directions: Carefully place on or near your speakers. Caution! Take care to match left and right speakers with the channel-specific Magic Audio Rocks. Failure to do so may result in irreparable fragmentation of the time warp continuum and the end of life as we know it. To adjust bass and treble, move rocks north and south. Hint: Tape them to your headphones! Warning! Match rocks to proper earpiece. Reversing channels may cause you to change your mind.Our products are kept in a daycare where all the children and pets smoke. Original Price: $129. We welcome lowball offers because we like a good fight. Paypal, wooden nickels and aluminum cans accepted. All trades considered. We pack with care. We've never lost a rock yet.